Beach Adventures (Poly!LevixReaderxFem!Hanji)RQ-AU

The crashing sound of waves was hardly audible over the loud chatter of civilians enjoying the hot day. Winter was here and the only logical thing you did with your lovers while you were off from your job was to take a trip. 

To Miami Beach. 

Because the cold is unreasonable and stupid. 

"Oh, how lovely!" Hanji sighed happily, and quite loudly, as Levi laid out the towel. 

"What's lovely about being surrounded by a bunch of brats, sleeping fat people who snore too loud, party people, and teenagers who don't understand basic human decency?" 

"I meant the beach!" Hanji laughed and motioned towards the water, "It's clear and beautiful! Also, the people are all kinds of varieties which is great for research? Plus so many people here aren't tourists like we are. Listen to the mixture of bilingual speech." 

You laughed at your lovers as you wrapped an arm around them both, "Come on, no arguing. We are at Miami beach! It's amazing!" You laughed dreamily as the two watched you with small smiles. 

"Pretty, it is, though," Levi commented as you nudged him with your left hip. 

"That's the spirit!" 

"So, what's with the dress?" Hanji questioned as you walked over to the towel and rummaged through the backpack you brought from the car. 

"I didn't feel like showing off the bikini you forced me into," You deadpanned from where you were bent over at the waist. 

Two hands cupped your backside making you jump up in surprise. You turned to see the smiling faces of the brunette and the black haired man whose hands continued to remain where they rested. 

"Come on, take it off. Show some skin." Hanji smiled sympathetically. Being body positive was not your forte no matter what the two said. 

You glanced towards the buildings on your right and then towards the ocean at your left. Your eyes finally met the ones hopefully gleaming at you.

"Fine." A huff of reluctance escaped your lips as you took off your sun dress. It hit the sand quickly and you threw it into the bag. 

"Damn." 

"Fuck." 

You spun around to face the surprised faces of Hanji and Levi with a bottle of sunscreen in your hand. Their astonishment made you furrow your eyebrows in confusion. The [f/c] bikini you wore was something Hanji bought for you a while back. The top had thin spaghetti straps and it covered your breasts well. The bikini bottoms matched the top and covered you perfectly. It had strings on the sides of it which were tied and the golden beads were of only two. "What?" 

"You look..." Hanji began but her jaw remained slack.

"Great." Levi finished with a smirk. 

You peered down at yourself and sneered, "Not really. If you think so, that's alright, though. You both look better." 

"Can't argue that, can we?" Hanji winked and kissed your cheek with a broad smile. She wore a pair of Levi's black swim trunks accompanied by a white, strapless bikini top. Her hair was still up in it's regular ponytail. 

Levi chuckled quietly. He wore a pair of dark blue swim trunks. The drawstrings were tied tightly in a knot. He ran a hand through his raven colored locks and sat down onto the towel. His bare and muscular torso moving with his every breath. 

"Okay," Hanji clasped her hands together and sat down on the pink beach towel, "Who's putting sunscreen on me?" 

"I got it," You blurted before rushing to sit behind Hanji. 

"That was quick," Levi smirked at you. The man then proceeded to sit on his knees behind you. "Scoot up, Hanji. I don't wanna be in the sand." 

The brunette scooted forward as you both followed her. 

You squeezed a dollop of sunscreen into your palm and began to rub your hands together. The cold liquid seeping through your fingers before you felt the same substance on your own back making you squeak out of shock. 

"Calm down, would you? Or are you afraid of a little bit of sunscreen?" Levi whispered hotly in your ear. You shuddered and turned around to glare at Levi who only pressed a kiss to your lips. 

"Shut up." 

You began to rub your hands across Hanji's smooth skin. She sighed merrily and sprawled out from where she sat. Her glasses were placed next to her by Levi as you felt him press further into you. 

"That's nice, babe." Hanji complimented your skills. 

You beamed out of pride as you relished in Levi's hands moving across your torso. 

Your hands moved to rub across Hanji's stomach and upper chest while she hummed in pleasure.

"Your hands are great." 

"I thought you knew that." You chuckled as Hanji winked at you. Your chuckle turned into a laugh as you heard Levi give a sigh of amusement. He pressed his forehead against your spine once he finished. 

"It's hot." He commented briefly. 

"It is. We should go for a swim." Hanji offered and stood up. She stretched her limbs as you and Levi stood up with her. 

"Yeah. Why not?" You stretched your arms above your head.

"It's filthy." 

"Levi live a little." 

"I won't live long if I go into that." 

"Levi," You groaned. 

Hanji wrapped her arm around you, "We'll just go by ourselves." 

You shrugged as Levi sat back down. He grabbed a book out of the bag and began to read it. You squatted down and pressed a kiss to his cheek. Hanji followed suit as Levi looked up at you both. He scoffed with a half-smile before he continued to read. 

Hanji led you into the waters. The water was luckily warm and began to rise further up your body as you and the brunette tread further into the ocean. People were scattered throughout the crystal clear water each doing something of their own accord. Some children being carried by their parents, others were teenagers messing around, and there were a few couples being great examples of public displays of affection. 

The water was now up to your waist as Hanji stood in front of you, "Now what?" 

"I do not know," You pouted, clueless, before Hanji picked you up bridal style making you gasp in surprise. "Ah! Hanji!" 

"That's right. Say my name," She chuckled and waded through the water whilst carrying you. "Let's play a game." 

"What is it?" You asked as she grinned. 

"I will think of a color and if you guess wrong, I'll dunk you. You guess right, we switch positions. Okay?" 

You nodded in understanding as you placed your hands atop of your abdomen. 

"Okay, guess." 

"Red?" You were suddenly flipped backward into the water before being brought back up. You gasped with a smile and rubbed your eyes. 

"Guess again."

"Purple?" Once more, you were under the water as Hanji's hands gripped you tightly to make sure you weren't dropped. "Um, orange?" 

"Ugh, you suck." Hanji rolled her eyes and flipped you over completely into the water. You pressed off the ground and came up for air. 

"Hanji!" 

"What? You got it right!" 

"Why'd you flip me?" 

"It's how you know you were right," She winked at you while you glared in response before sighing. You carried her bridal style as her arms wrapped around your neck. "Okay. Think of a color." 

You contemplated before nodding to show you were ready. 

"Alright. Yellow?" 

You grinned maliciously and dunked Hanji underneath the water. You brought her up quickly as she sputtered while giggling. 

"Nice job, baby. Blue?" 

You pouted and flipped her over completely before she came up sputtering and gasping, "I wasn't ready!" She gasped and massaged the bridge of her nose. 

"I'm sorry." You apologized sincerely and kissed her softly. You broke away as she panted softly.

"It's okay." 

"Come on. I'm getting hungry anyway," You grinned as you led the way towards Levi. He was wearing a pair of sunglasses and was sprawled out on the towel. 

"Hey, shorty." Hanji greeted the man who sat up. He removed the sunglasses and offered Hanji her own. She put them on and sat on Levi's lap. "What do we have to eat?" 

He pulled out three Ziploc bags with sandwiches in them, "Here you go." 

You thanked him and began to eat your sandwich. It was your favorite and the flavor danced across your taste buds. Levi made delicious food when he chose to cook. 

Suddenly, something hit the back of your head. It didn't hurt much and you turned to see a ball with Spiderman on it. A child with brown hair and turquoise eyes marveled at you. 

"Is this your ball?" You grinned politely and handed him the ball. 

"Thank y-y-y-" He stuttered and you furrowed your eyebrows in confusion. 

That is until you heard him sneeze and you felt snot on your face. 

~*~*~*~

"I cannot believe I'm sick on my break," You complained and blew your nose.

Three days had passed since the disgusting and scarring incident. You had immediately wiped your face off with the towel before puking onto the sand. Your lovers scolded the boy whose abashed mother took him away before they took you back to the hotel you were staying at. 

"It's okay, baby." Hanji pouted and kissed your neck. "Ow!" A bottle of hand sanitizer hit her shoulder. Your eyes laid on Levi who was ducking near the air conditioner by the window. 

"Don't get yourself sick." Levi called out from across the room. His voice was muffled by a white handkerchief around his mouth. His traditional cleaning outfit began to bug you.

"Screw you," You groaned and drank from your water bottle.

Hanji briefly pecked your forehead, "It'll be worth it."

"No, it won't, Shitty Glasses."

"You are overreacting, Levi."

"I swear I will leave you if you both get sick."

"Love you, too, Levi." You pursed your lips in annoyance. 

"Sorry, [Name]. I love you but you're covered in bacteria." He blew a kiss from where he sat in the corner.

"It's hilarious how you can fit in there," Hanji chuckled as Levi threw another bottle at her. She fell with a shout.

"Shut up," He crossed his arms and pouted, "I'm big where it counts."

"True."